July 2011
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: yeah, me too... I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: no you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl: really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by grenade*
Bruno Mars: today I don't feel like doing anything.
June 2011
I don't know how people can sleep without...
At night I’m just like
Teacher says take out your homework:
We had homework?
When people mistake me for having a third leg they...
peetaah:
If laughing were an exercise, I'd be the skinniest...
lauren-aiko:
xtrinhney:
skittlesscorpio:
(via thecrazyfilipino)
hi-mei asked: Wow fucker,
way to not answer even one of my questions.
way to not answer even one of my questions.
LIKE A BOSS
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